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St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn’t sound half bad.

 

Big Ass Brick of Soap - Lump of Coal

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St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn’t sound half bad.